could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just high enough for therapy.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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