im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Are we in a gay sports bar?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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