Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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