i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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