I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just pee around me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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