Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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