Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
