He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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