Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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