Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
