hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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