just tell him i said nine months
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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