You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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