Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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