i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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