So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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