Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Found your dick twin last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
