Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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