why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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