Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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