May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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