just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
