I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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