it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
