That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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