My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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