i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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