that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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