There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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