talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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