it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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