Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You just made me feel so damn special
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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