ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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