This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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