There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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