help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
