u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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