I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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