When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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