That's intense
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
