? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
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That's how twitter works, right?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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