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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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