I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Randomize
