If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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