Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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