that's an acceptable place to lick
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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