In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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