so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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