Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
soo... how was my night?
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