I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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