Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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