He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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