so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.