I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
