They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I am mentally ready for anal.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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